I Know the inconsiderate tosser didn't take into account that it was Easter weekend and the players were all carrying mega hangovers and we were playing a side from two leagues lower, so he should have cut them a bit of SLACK! BUT.... We all know what he's like!! He think he knows everything about football and must be one of those frustrated fathers who was useless on the pitch and is still pretending he's out there thinking he would make it all look SO EASY...
Anyway, on his personal heart monitor, which is compulsory for old men his age watching Sunday morning footy teams, stated bleeping so fast it was more like a high pitched whistle and his face got so red it looked like a smacked arse! Diasy who was not much better (but we put that down to the SMALL MAN syndrome) put the ban in place and told him to go fishing next week!!!! Another point on the players defence is we know you are not meaningfully trying to play like a group of NUMPTY'S but I didn't see many happy faces when things are going down the drain!
On the supporters front, injured Hodge turned up trying to cement his place for Bungay and wanted to slit his wrists, Ready got so worked up he used 3 days of insulin by half time and Dale Andrew's mum was so desperate to go, that she promised dale's dad his fathers day present on corton cliffs as long they left straight away!
So this sunday when you take Harrods to the cleaners yet again, my thoughts will be with you but I just hope the attitudes right and you don't keep TRYING TO DRIBBLE IN THE WRONG AREAS, play simple passes and work your nuts off AS A TEAM and I 'll see you all next Sunday for the BIGGEST game in Pot Black's Footballing Life!
P.S. A quiet word in your shell like. You are playing for another trophy this week as the final is at the meadow and Daisy is basing his last few selections on this weeks game! So no excuses...
Luv Mick (gobby) Wall.
