There are two main reasons why we suffered our first defeat to Probably the worst side we've played this season. 1) Danny Mckinley, Alright, he didn't even play, but he blackmailed twenty five of the worlds finest footballers(both teams combined) to reluctantly go on a stag-due in NAARWICH to drink stupid "proof beers" in the Belgium Monk, with some not returning to Lowestoft till 30mins before the game started!!! (Let that be on your conscious Mr Mckinley) 2) The person who decided Sunday mornings would follow Saturday night! I mean what a pratish time to try and get men to play footy! It was like a "AA" forum in the dressing room, people trying hard to keep hold of their early morning "donna's" while falling over trying to put their socks on! ... BUT HONESTLY, WELL DONE TOO EVERY ONE OF YOU FOR BEING THERE! YOUR A CREDIT TO THE CLUB!! The easy way would have been to cry off and lay in your pit all day feeling sorry for yourself!
Right, what about the game? I've got to say that everyone did try in patches, some patches were longer than others, but we were crap! Liam couldn't choose the right goal out of the three he must have been seeing, but he wasn't alone, was he Rory, Kierron and nearly everyone else! I honestly lost count of how many goals we should have scored but on the other hand, we could have conceded ten as well!! The ref was absolutely poo and gave everything to any team who appealled, but as our team were too busy trying really hard to stand up we didn't get naff-all!
I honestly think that some team will pay for this embarrassment as we all know we are a GOOD Team, but it might not be this Sunday in the County cup, because Mr Mckinley is putting the mockers on it again next week, He's only getting bloody married this TIME!!
The Chairman's M.O.M. Award goes to the man who stood head & shoulders (and belly) above all on the field Ross (mars -bar) Jones
